Words that stir thought? The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."